The Ole Timey Country Down Home Red State Update Podcast 'n' 'Em (general)
Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, liberals and conservatives, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, fake local sponsors, real national politics, pop culture and the 2016 presidential election. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Jackie and Dunlap's voices go up a register or two as they discuss Charlottesville, Trump's love of white supremacists, Robert E. Lee, pulling down statues, cowardly Republicans, White House weasels, Facebook, Franklin Graham, Fox News, antifa, Annabelle 2, two sides, terrorism, polo shirts, khakis, CNN, the KKK, the South, the Confederacy, Civil War cannons, George Washington, slavery, the Dukes of Hazzard, Stephen Miller, Steve Bannon, Gorka, Cooter, racists in the car with you, Nazi-normalizing President Dumbass.

Sponsors: Murfreesboro Catholics and Statue Disguises

Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

 

 

Direct download: 259__Trump_Hearts_Nazis_F__k_Robert_E._Lee_Charlottesville.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:49pm EDT
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Jackie and Dunlap on:

Trump: "Fire and fury", North Korea, vacation

Gorka: Tillerson, nonsensical, mosque, white supremacists, Maggie Haberman

Trump vs. McConnell

Feds raid Manofort's house

Opioid crisis, national emergency, Trump trips on LSD

Jeffrey Lord fired from CNN

Glenn Campbell, Undercover Angel, John Anderson

Sponsors: Skinky Bootpepper, My Jackie's Market

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty! 

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. 

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from a snuck-into bunker underneath Pinky Piglet's Market & Cocktail Baloney in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and pot-scented beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Direct download: 258__Fire_Fury_McConnell_Gorka.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:02pm EDT
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Here are some things Jackie & Dunlap talk about this time:

Mooch out, Transcripts leaked of Trump's calls with leaders of Mexico & Australia, Trump calls New Hampshire a "drug-infested den," Kelly & Mattis agree to never be out of the country at the same time, Trump lied about calls from Mexico and Boy Scout president, Trump calls the White House "a real dump," Donald Trump helped write Trump Jr.'s response to the Russia stuff, Trump leaves for 17-day vacation, Stephen Miller battles CNN over Statue of Liberty, Jeff Sessions is safe to racist another day, Trump signs Russia sanctions bill, North Korea continues to nuke-lurk in background, affirmative action, gay rights, NAACP vs Missouri, Jeff Flake's book vs. Trump, Sessions vs. pot, Sean Spicer Seth Rich Fox News conspiracy.  PLUS! We read a really fun CBNnews.com article about Bible study in the Trump White House. We're not sure what it's a commercial for, but it's not Jesus.

Sponsors: Skinky Bootpepper & My Jackie's Market

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty! 

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. 

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from a snuck-into bunker underneath Pinky Piglet's Market & Cocktail Baloney in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and pot-scented beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

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Here are some things Jackie & Dunlap talk about this time:

Mooch out, Transcripts leaked of Trump's calls with leaders of Mexico & Australia, Trump calls New Hampshire a "drug-infested den," Kelly & Mattis agree to never be out of the country at the same time, Trump lied about calls from Mexico and Boy Scout president, Trump calls the White House "a real dump," Donald Trump helped write Trump Jr.'s response to the Russia stuff, Trump leaves for 17-day vacation, Stephen Miller battles CNN over Statue of Liberty, Jeff Sessions is safe to racist another day, Trump signs Russia sanctions bill, North Korea continues to nuke-lurk in background, affirmative action, gay rights, NAACP vs Missouri, Jeff Flake's book vs. Trump, Sessions vs. pot, Sean Spicer Seth Rich Fox News conspiracy.  PLUS! We read a really fun CBNnews.com article about Bible study in the Trump White House. We're not sure what it's a commercial for, but it's not Jesus.

Sponsors: Skinky Bootpepper & My Jackie's Market

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty! 

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. 

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from a snuck-into bunker underneath Pinky Piglet's Market & Cocktail Baloney in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and pot-scented beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

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Jackie and Dunlap are back for a second podcast this week!  McCain James Brown Capes the Health Care vote, Turtle squirts, the Mooch talks to the New Yorker about Bannon's cock and whether or not he can suck it, Priebus is out, Kelly is in, Trump speeches to Scouts about sex and speeches to cops about violence, drain the swamp!, North Korea fires another missile, Joint Chiefs of Staff are like uh what? about the transgender military ban, Murkowski gets threats from the Secretary of  the Interior (wakes up with the head of a buffalo in her bed), plus Collins, McConnell, Ryan, The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, The Ballad of the Blue Cyclone Parts I and II, Cool Down Willard, and a very thorough Genius-style breakdown of the lyrics of He Stopped Loving Her Today. 

 

Sponsors: Jackies Market and I guess Famous Cabbage and the Christian Vegetables suing Jackie for dressing up like Flip Flop the Baloney for Cocktail Baloney is a sponsor maybe?

 

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty! 

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. 

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jockie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old references, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

 

Direct download: 256__McCain_No_Repeal_Mooch_Interview_Priebus_Gone.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:03pm EDT
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Jackie & Dunlap talk about Trump's Trump speech to the Boy Scout Jamboree, the Boy Scout Boss is the AT&T Boss and needs America Boss to approve a merger, The Mooch is here! Sean Spicer is gone! Sarah Huckabee Sanders reads a letter from Pickle. Can the President pardon himself?  How much does Russian-pranked Rick Perry know about pig shit? Debbie Wasserman Shultz aide gets arrested! Bill Clinton pitches his novel to Hollywood! Trump is still bashing Sessions.  Trump is still threatening Hillary.  Health care is still getting voted on.  McCain takes a trip and gives a speech.  Susan Collins has a hot mic and the president is crazy.  Jared Kushner has met a few Russians but did not collude.  Trump bans transgender service members from the military.  Robots are replacing farmers and truckers. North Korea can nuke us within a year.  

Sponsors: Cocktail Baloney ("Flip Flop the Baloney!") and Jackie's Market.

 

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty! 

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. 

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jockie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old references, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Direct download: 255__Boy_Scouts_McCain_Cancer_Mooch_Spicer_Transgender.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:32pm EDT
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Jackie and Dunlap mourn Red West (Roadhouse, Walking Tall, Elvis's Friend) and wish John McCain a get well soon.  ALSO: Donald Trump tells the New York Times he hates Jeff Sessions.  McConnell fails to get the Senate to do an Obamacare repeal/replace and, as punishment, senators have to eat with Trump.  Juggalos plan to march on Washington.  Kid Rock plans to run for the Senate.  The President sits in a fire truck and pretends to drive it.  Trump had a second Putin meeting.  Manofort, Trump Jr, and Kushner to testify in front of the Senate. Trump signs bill naming Nashville courthouse for Fred Thompson. Trump named least athletic president.  Also: Jackie and Dunlap have hot takes on who the best dirty auctioneers are: Stib Boards? Clancy Townhat? PL Hardhammer?

Sponsors: Jackie's Market "$3 Nuts" and Cocktail Baloney "The Firm Baloney"

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty! 

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. 

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jockie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old references, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

 

Direct download: 254_Kid_Rock_Juggalos_Fire_Trucks_Obamacare.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:56am EDT
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Jackie and Dunlap on Donald Trump Jr. and his self-tweeted Russia meeting email chain, nothing burger is nothing matters burger, Trump is Bizarro and we're Curt Swan Superman, George W. Bush avoids the news and does bathroom paintings, Ronald Reagan is rolling over in his grave, Seb Gorka is on the news, Dunlap tries to be point-counterpoint by pretend pro-Trump as Jackie bashes America's favorite president, also collusion, Hillary, Hardees, Obama, calling presidents idiots, which Beach Boy is Donald Trump (hint: the worst one and also the crazy one), also nobody cares, nobody cares, also nobody cares.

Sponsors: Pinky Piglet's Cocktail Baloney ("Tom Cruise Kenny!") and Jackie's Market ("Purple Hedgeman!")

 

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty! 

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. 

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jockie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old references, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Direct download: 253__Donald_Trump_Jr.__George_W._Bush.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:07am EDT
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Jackie's out of the hospital and his mouth works again.  Listen to him mouth-mad Trump, Trumpcare, North Korea, Morning Joe, wrestling, CNN Face, Jon Ossoff, the National Enquirer, Mika, Jared, and Chris Christie on the beach.

Sponsors: Cocktail Baloney and Messed Up Pies.

 

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty! 

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. 

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jockie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old references, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Direct download: 252_Trump_Tweets_North_Korea_Trumpcare__Trump.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:01pm EDT
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Jackie burnt his lips on some fried baloney again and can't talk. Who needs the news anyway? Shit on Trump.  Here's the story of Pharmacist Reynolds and Three Sticks of Candy.

Also, remember when Jackie was on them pills?  

Includes chunks of:  

78: Repeal Star Wars Day (May 4, 2014)

80: Falling Down (May 19, 2014)

81: Jackie's on Dilaudid, Percocet, Valium (May 26, 2014)

82: Hard Choices (June 2, 2014)

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy of Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. 

Direct download: 251__Sponsors_All_Sponsors__Best_of_Three_Sticks_of_Candy.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:41pm EDT
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