The Ole Timey Country Down Home Red State Update Podcast 'n' 'Em (general)
Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, liberals and conservatives, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, fake local sponsors, real national politics, pop culture and the 2016 presidential election. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

We've been doing daily podcasts during Trump's not-as-historic second week! This is our fifth and last one this week. Go listen to the other ones too! We'll see y'all again next week, God willin' and Trump don't kill us all.

Jackie and Dunlap on Trump's Schwarzenegger-bashing prayer breakfast, the Yemen debacle-victory, our divided nation's divided Facebook feeds, gettin' political in church, Congress rolls back mental health gun regulations, Uber dude leaves Trump Tech Pals, Trump tells Israel whoa on the settlements maybe, white supremacist terrorists aren't terrorists anymore, Milo goes to Berkeley and Trump threatens to strip funding from anti-Milo schools, Bannon wants China war, Reggie Jackson is not Reggie Mantle, pro-Trump boycotts over pro-immigrant Budweiser commercials.

Sponsors: Good as a Chair, New Spaghetti

Podcasting from Dunlap's Grandmother's basement in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, former worst president ever Lame Duck Barack Obama, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake local sponsors, real national politics, pop culture and the 2016 presidential election. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Direct download: 225__Apprentice_Prayer_Yemen_Berkeley_Budweiser_Boycott.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:35pm EDT
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We've been doing daily podcasts during Trump's not-as-historic second week! This is our fourth one. Go listen to the other ones too! We'll see y'all again tomorrow, God willin' and Trump don't kill us all.

A lot of dang news on this one: Trump discusses Black History Month and it doesn't go well. Trump calls Australia and it doesn't go well. Trump calls Mexico and it doesn't go well. Trump freezes out CNN and it doesn't go well. Trump nominates Betsy DeVos for Education Secretary and it doesn't go well.  Trump nominates Neil Gorsuch for the Supreme Court, and that one actually probably will turn out pretty well for 'im. 

The Trump Administration is divided into Frank Burns/Winchester camps, but what the world needs is more Klinger. 

Iran is on notice! Tillerson is confirmed! Frederick Douglass is alive! Call it a ban! Go nuclear! Harley Davidson Cancellation! Whatever Happened to Merrick Garland and Lamar Alexander's plaid shirts?  Democrats don't know how to fight! Turnbull! Peña Nieto! Omarosa! Beyonce babies! GOP suspends rules! Bad hombres! Paul Hogan is 77! Mnuchin! Price! Gorka! Mannix!

Sponsors: Same as a Ashtray, Crystal Spaghetti

Podcasting from Dunlap's Grandmother's basement in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, former worst president ever Lame Duck Barack Obama, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake local sponsors, real national politics, pop culture and the 2016 presidential election. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Direct download: 224__Trump_Black_History_Australia_Phone_Nuclear_Option.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:40pm EDT
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We're doing a podcast every day this week to keep up with all the dang news.  New episodes midnight Eastern, Monday through Friday, January 30-February 3. 

Jackie and Dunlap on Trump's firing of Acting Attorney General Sally Yates after she refused to enforce his Muslim ban, and his nomination of Neil Gorsuch to the Supreme Court, and will Democrats filibuster and is that good or bad, and protests, and Wikileaks, and Jackie is hanging out with hippies, and Jackie calls the exposed White House numbers-- will he get through?  

Sponsors: As Good As A Chair and New Spaghetti.  

Podcasting from Dunlap's Grandmother's basement in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, former worst president ever Lame Duck Barack Obama, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake local sponsors, real national politics, pop culture and the 2016 presidential election. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Direct download: 223__Gorsuch_For_Supreme_Court_Jackie_Calls_White_House_Phone_Phones.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT
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We're doing a podcast every day this week to keep up with all the dang news.  New episodes midnight Eastern, Monday through Friday, January 30-February 3. 

Jackie and Dunlap are workin' their way through Trump's second week.  In the space of recording this podcast, Attorney General Sally Yates went from starting to get press for refusing to enforce Trump's Muslim Ban to gettin' the old heave-ho just as we were wrappin' up.  Timely!

Is Steve Bannon scary-smart, scary-scary, or just a saggy-pantsed pretentious clown-nosed a-hole?

Starbucks wants to hire 10,000 refugees, and also really enjoys making sour-faced church people mad! 

Sean Spicer is terrified of 5-year-olds.  

The Pope, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Starbucks, and Arnold Schwarzenegger all love refugees, or immigrants, or migrants, or Muslims, or one of those words. Also those three meeting at Starbucks would be a fun afternoon for them I'm sure!

One in, two out! Boy Scouts accepting transgender Scouts! White House fashion

Sponsors: As Good As A Chair and New Spaghetti.  

Podcasting from Dunlap's Grandmother's basement in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, former worst president ever Lame Duck Barack Obama, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake local sponsors, real national politics, pop culture and the 2016 presidential election. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

 

Direct download: 222_Darth_Bannon_Starbucks_Pope_Dale_Earnhardt_Jr..mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT
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We're doing a podcast every day this week to keep up with all the dang news.  New episodes midnight Eastern, Monday through Friday, January 30-February 3. 

Jackie and Dunlap on Trump's historic and awful first week, how exhausted the Germans must have been, Bannon getting placed on the National Security Council, the Muslim Ban, Jackie may start smoking again to support the Muslim man who runs the cigarette store, the World's Largest Cedar Bucket's twitter, the National Parks thing, the Theresa May thing, the Mexican President thing, the 20% tariff on Mexico thing, the Mexico ain't gonna pay for the wall thing, the "Media should shut up" thing, the maybe torture thing, the voter fraud thing, Kellyanne Conway is tired, Steve Bannon was in the navy, General Flynn's son is basically Buford T. Justice's son, Everything I Needed To Know I Learned From The Cannonball Run, Giuliani planned the Mulsim Ban, Deep Throat, Deep Mouth, the Bowery Boys, All The President's Men, and pro-Trump moonshiners. 

And, in local news, Tennessee Porn with Mae Beavers.

Sponsors: As Good As A Chair and New Spaghetti.  

Podcasting from Dunlap's Grandmother's basement in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, former worst president ever Lame Duck Barack Obama, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake local sponsors, real national politics, pop culture and the 2016 presidential election. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

 

 

Direct download: 221_Muslim_Ban_Steve_Bannon_Mexico_Prez.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT
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Jackie & Dunlap ask is it okay to punch a Nazi? How would John Wayne punch a nazi? How would Andy Griffith deal with Trump? Why does Trump lie to the CIA about his inauguration crowds? Why couldn't Dunlap get laid at the Murfreesboro Women's March/Walkathon? Why does Trump lie about massive voter fraud? How could Jackie Chan have improved the 2017 Oscar nominations? What do you use to slough off the refried bean slime? What does God think about when He thinks about Trump? 

ALSO: Kitchen socks, Dakota Pipeline, Meryl Streep, Chef Boyardee, Nazi roundups, Dunlap's Granny's boyfriend Turkel, driving off without paying for gas, and lies again. Lots of lies.

SPONSORS: Jockie's Market ("Introducing Jockie Dollars") and New Spaghetti ("All Will Be Revealed")

Thank you kindly for watching! Subscribe to us over on iTunes and YouTube (http://youtube.com/travisandjonathan). Rates and reviews! 

No longer podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President-Elect Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, former worst president ever Lame Duck Barack Obama, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake local sponsors, real national politics, pop culture and the 2016 presidential election. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Direct download: 220_Trump_Inauguration_Nazi_Punch_Alternative_Facts.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:57pm EDT
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Jackie and Dunlap are back, from Dunlap's Grandmother's basement, talking President Trump, Jimmy Carter, Jockie's, Naked Church, and MAGAsandwiches.  The Berrynutt Boyz discuss your comments, Hollywood elites, Rep. John Lewis, Trump's press conference, banning CNN, the biased press, snowflakes and buttercups, Trump's inauguration, Lee Greenwood, and Meryl Streep.  Bill Berrynutt and the Talking Christmas Gift discuss Russia, Lee Greenwood, and advancements in the realm of poison.  Plus: Revelations! Socks! Goodbye songs!

Thank you kindly for watching! Subscribe to us over on iTunes and YouTube (http://youtube.com/travisandjonathan). Rates and reviews! 

No longer podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President-Elect Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, former worst president ever Lame Duck Barack Obama, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake local sponsors, real national politics, pop culture and the 2016 presidential election. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Direct download: 219_Trump_Vs_John_Lewis_Press_Conference_Inauguration.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:59pm EDT
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Phillip and Edgar Berrynutt (and Jackie Broyles! and Dunlap!) discuss the unverified scandalous 100% full-of-holes probably true classified CIA Buzzfeed-published MI6-maybe dossier report on Trump's ties to Russia and his fun-filled perverse Russian prostitute presidential suite pee-for-all, fake news, Hollywood elite bubbles, Beethoven ate my baby, the Bourne series, Meryl Streep is overrated, having fetishes in common with Donald Trump, the Obama goodbye speech, Tuna Cans, Tallywackers, Stugnuts, being horny, making America great again. 

Sponsors: Jockie's Market and Weird Eggs. 

Thank you kindly for watching! Subscribe to us over on iTunes and YouTube (http://youtube.com/travisandjonathan). Rates and reviews! 

No longer podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President-Elect Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, former worst president ever Lame Duck Barack Obama, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake local sponsors, real national politics, pop culture and the 2016 presidential election. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Direct download: 218__Russia_Pee_Meryl_Streep_Trump_Golden_Shower.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:53pm EDT
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Phillip and Edgar Berrynutt discuss Megyn Kelly, North Korea, Trump's Twitter, liberal crybabies, Obama tears, Hillary and Bill at Trump's inauguration, Mayor Ghost Bird, Tallywacker's, Yogurt Wall, Tuna Cans, their sick daddy, their Uncle Gift, Trump's inauguration, putting a finger in Lindsey Graham's face, John McCain's face, being horny.  The Berrynutt Boyz! 

Thank you kindly for watching! Subscribe to us over on iTunes and YouTube (http://youtube.com/travisandjonathan). Rates and reviews! 

No longer podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President-Elect Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, former worst president ever Lame Duck Barack Obama, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake local sponsors, real national politics, pop culture and the 2016 presidential election. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Direct download: Episode_217_The_Berrynutt_Boyz.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT
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Bill Berrynutt and the Talking Christmas Gift discuss Trump's nuclear arms race tweets, their enduring love of Russia, Obama's boasts that he could beat Trump, the lack of performers at Trump's inauguration, the Rockettes, fake news, reality TV, Cracking' Up with the Berrynutts, Victor Mileage's Damn Camelot, post-Christmas blues, reality tv, Lee Greenwood, blood poisoning, 2016, dead celebrities, Santa Twix, and the deposing of former Mayor Jackie Broyles by Mayor Ghost Bird and his heralds Mr. Drib, Mr. Eggbottom and Mr. Brittlebeak. Thanks to them for translating Mayor Ghost Bird's shrieks and flaps into law. Bird law.

 

Thank you kindly for watching! Subscribe to us over on iTunes and YouTube (http://youtube.com/travisandjonathan). Rates and reviews! 

No longer podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President-Elect Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, former worst president ever Lame Duck Barack Obama, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake local sponsors, real national politics, pop culture and the 2016 presidential election. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Direct download: Episode_216__Pick_Up_the_Pace_and_Get_Right_To_It.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:06pm EDT
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