The Ole Timey Country Down Home Red State Update Podcast 'n' 'Em (general)
Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, liberals and conservatives, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, fake local sponsors, real national politics, pop culture and the 2016 presidential election. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

This episode is not for broadcast.  It is for review prior to decision-making process.

Bill Berrynutt and The Talking Christmas Gift discuss their favorite Christmas traditions, liberal belly-achers, how Russia is good, China taking drones, Russia isn't so bad, North Carolina coup, everyone loves Russia, big sale at Berrynutt Jewelry, how cool is Russia, Jerry Lewis for president, and faithless electors.  Russia is great.

 

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No longer podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President-Elect Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, former worst president ever Lame Duck Barack Obama, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake local sponsors, real national politics, pop culture and the 2016 presidential election. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Direct download: Episode_215__Russia_Presents_Bill_Berrynutt__The_Talking_Christmas_Tree.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT
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In the Press Conference, Murfreesboro Mayor Jackie discusses the steps he's taking to ensure there are no Bird People in his administration by naming Mr. Drib to the Department of No Birds.  Mayor Jackie also details naming of Clean Hardee's manager Cuz Gummler to new cabinet post.  

In the Dunlap New Journal, Dunlap and Mayor Jackie discuss Trump and Putin's plan to finally take over the middle east and get that oil. Russia! Hardee's! Kanye West! Rick Perry! Andrew Puzder! Secretary of State Rex Tillerson! ExxonMobil! EPA! Scott Pruitt! Aleppo! Comet Ping Pong Pizza! CIA! Trump Twitter Threatens Citizens! Syria! Bashar al Assad! Rappin' Rodney, Ronnie, and Duke, Bobby "Boris" Pickett's Monster Rap, and Tom Cruise's "Mummy" movie.  

Thank you kindly for watching! Subscribe to us over on iTunes and YouTube (http://youtube.com/travisandjonathan). Rates and reviews! 

No longer podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President-Elect Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, former worst president ever Lame Duck Barack Obama, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake local sponsors, real national politics, pop culture and the 2016 presidential election. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Direct download: Episode_214__Russia_Hacks_For_Trump_Sec_of_State_Tillerson_Hardees.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:24pm EDT
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In the Press Conference, Mayor Jackie discusses saving Murfreesboro jobs from going to Smyrna Lavergne Area, including Toots, Gentlemen Jim's II, Oldbooks, Peanut Pockets Express, Gun Sonic, Skunky's, and Bag Cup or Handful. Also: Jackie took calls from Cobbler Gobbler and Reo McKelroy from Hoseboro, and Mr. Drib was taken in for questioning.

In Dunlap News Journal, Dunlap and Mayor Jackie discuss Pizzagate, Taiwan/China Bob Dole, Boeing Air Force 1 Cancel Order!, Trump Twitter Saturday Night Live, Kellyanne Conway Robbie Mook Harvard throw down, Trump is president, y'all. Trump is president. 

Thank you kindly for watching! Subscribe to us over on iTunes and YouTube (http://youtube.com/travisandjonathan). Rates and reviews! 

No longer podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President-Elect Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, former worst president ever Lame Duck Barack Obama, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake local sponsors, real national politics, pop culture and the 2016 presidential election. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Direct download: Episode_213_Pizzagate_Taiwan_Carrier_2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:53pm EDT
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Is Trump an evil genius or a blundering baby? Is Jill Stein crazy-useful or crazy-crazy? Is Mitt Romney being groomed or humiliated? Did Trump win the popular vote? Will Nazis show up to his rallies? Will he strip flag burners of their citizenship? 

ALSO: Jackie discusses his ban on refugees from East Tennessee, and whether Mr. Drib is working at his behest to keep Dr. Birdlady and Nurse Jimmy out of his cabinet. Plus meet the children of Jackie's Cabinet! Truck Jeckyll, Little Cissy Rinseguard, Biscuit Baby, and Feral Christmas Cave Boy.

 

Thank you kindly for watching! Subscribe to us over on iTunes and YouTube (http://youtube.com/travisandjonathan). Rates and reviews! 

No longer podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President-Elect Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, former worst president ever Lame Duck Barack Obama, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake local sponsors, real national politics, pop culture and the 2016 presidential election. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Direct download: Episode_212__Lesbian_College_Fllag_Dildo.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:59pm EDT
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Mike Pence goes to Hamilton and Trump gets mad on Twitter. Then Trump gets mad at Saturday Night Live. Then he invites all the media elite to Trump Tower and yells at Jeff Zucker and Wolf Blitzer. Then he settles a Trump University lawsuit.  Also he's filling his cabinet with crazy generals and human Nazi Garbage Pail Kids.  Also! Thanksgiving tips for getting along with your family in these divisive times! NASA! Rein Priebus! GD Paul Revere's Horse! Kick Duels! A Christmas Carol but dirty! Dunlap and Mayor Jackie Broyles discuss all this in "Dunlap News Journal," Dunlap's fake news organization.  And in "A Few Words From Murfreesboro Mayor Jackie Broyles", Jackie discusses the Klan, his new cabinet, a tough new stance on bird people, and the mysterious Mr. Drib. Dunlap has a few questions.

 

Thank you kindly for watching! Subscribe to us over on iTunes and YouTube (http://youtube.com/travisandjonathan). Rates and reviews! 

No longer podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President-Elect Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, former worst president ever Lame Duck Barack Obama, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake local sponsors, real national politics, pop culture and the 2016 presidential election. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Direct download: Episode_211_Trump_vs._Hamilton.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:21pm EDT
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Mike Pence goes to Hamilton and Trump gets mad on Twitter. Then Trump gets mad at Saturday Night Live. Then he invites all the media elite to Trump Tower and yells at Jeff Zucker and Wolf Blitzer. Then he settles a Trump University lawsuit.  Also he's filling his cabinet with crazy generals and human Nazi Garbage Pail Kids.  Also! Thanksgiving tips for getting along with your family in these divisive times! NASA! Rein Priebus! GD Paul Revere's Horse! Kick Duels! A Christmas Carol but dirty! Dunlap and Mayor Jackie Broyles discuss all this in "Dunlap News Journal," Dunlap's fake news organization.  And in "A Few Words From Murfreesboro Mayor Jackie Broyles", Jackie discusses the Klan, his new cabinet, a tough new stance on bird people, and the mysterious Mr. Drib. Dunlap has a few questions.

 

Thank you kindly for watching! Subscribe to us over on iTunes and YouTube (http://youtube.com/travisandjonathan). Rates and reviews! 

No longer podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President-Elect Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, former worst president ever Lame Duck Barack Obama, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake local sponsors, real national politics, pop culture and the 2016 presidential election. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Direct download: Episode_211_Trump_vs._Hamilton.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:21pm EDT
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We tried to quit, but it wasn't easy with that sombitch Trump in the White House.

It's President Trump now, and Jackie and Dunlap have some things to get off their chest in this sad angry post-election wrap-up. What about the rust belt? The rural South? The white people? WHAT ABOUT THE WHITE PEOPLE? And the men, won't anyone think of the men? Also: Rudy Giuliani as Secretary of State? Reinse Priebus as Chief of Staff? Steve Bannon as White Nationalism Strategist? Newt Gingrich as Joseph McCarthy? What about the protests? The hate crimes? The White House meeting between Obama and Trump? What's Mike Pence up to? Is gay marriage settled law? What about abortion? Will the Trump Kids get security clearances? When will he meet with Putin? Can Trump just be president of the internet? What about Benson, The Jeffersons, Max Headroom, and Jackie Chan? 

I guess we ain't quittin' so we didn't have no sponsors today but we will on the next one.  Plus Jackie's Mayor and all that malarkey.

Direct download: Episode_210__President_Trump.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:29pm EDT
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Jackie and Dunlap share a check-in with you as the election results shape up. Is Trump Winning? It looks like Trump is winning. Is it possible Trump is winning? John King keeps fingerin' that map and Trump keeps winning. Also! Mayor Jackie.

Sponsors: The Law Offices of Nashville Lawyers Hot Chicken and Ghost Hurt Bird As A Man

Direct download: Episode_209_Election_Night_Check-in.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:17pm EDT
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Jackie and Dunlap on the tightening race between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, James Comey sayin' the FBI was looking into more Hillary emails, the loss of Curly Putnam, writer of "He Stopped Loving Her Today."  Is Dunlap more of a Steve Bannon or a Kellyanne Conway? Why is Jackie running for mayor? Who's dead in Murfreesboro now?  And are there really just two episodes left after this one? We're not sure, probably! We're not good at making plans.  

Also: Twix Ghost vs. Twix Fun Size vs. Twix Egg. TWIX EGG IS BACK, IDIOTS!!!

Sponsors: Nashville Lawyers' Market and Jim Beavers Formerly of Comcast Cable.

Thank you kindly for watching! Subscribe to us over on iTunes and YouTube (http://youtube.com/travisandjonathan). Rates and reviews! 

Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, nevertrumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, polls and debates, fake local sponsors, real national politics, pop culture and the 2016 presidential election. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Direct download: Episode_208__Twix_Egg_All_Year_Long.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT
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Podcasting from an allegedly soundproof bunker underneath Nashville Lawyers' Market in Murfreesobor, Tennessee, Jackie-dressed Dunlap and Dunlap-dressed Jackie discuss the bloody future of self-driving cars, test out various news apps, and discuss Clinton ducks, Obamacare flame-outs, and ISIS headlines.  

Sponsors: Dilly Mulerider's Nut Bonnets and Nashville Lawyers' Market.

 

Thank you kindly for watching! Subscribe to us over on iTunes and YouTube (http://youtube.com/travisandjonathan). Rates and reviews! 

Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, nevertrumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, polls and debates, fake local sponsors, real national politics, pop culture and the 2016 presidential election. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Direct download: Episode_207__Fox_News_On_My_Phone.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT
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