The Ole Timey Country Down Home Red State Update Podcast 'n' 'Em
Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, liberals and conservatives, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, fake local sponsors, real national politics, pop culture and the 2016 presidential election. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

The return of the Berrynutt Boyz! Phillip and Edgar Berrynutt on the Comey Memo, Trump's leaked intel to the Russians, media hysteria, collusion, the appointment of a special counsel, the return of Corey Lewandowski, Mueller, McMaster, Russia, T.G. Sheppard.

 

 

Direct download: 243__Special_Counsel_Trump_Leaks_Intel_Berrynutt_Boyz.mp3
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Jackie and Dunlap on how nobody's doing nothing about anything, Trump does whatever he wants, nobody gives a shit, guess nobody cares, people just like to laugh and laugh at the other side and the country goes down the toilet but that's fine, that's fine.  Also: if Trump were in your life doing shit like this in any role other than president of your country, he'd be gone; Jeff Sessions wants to restart the drug war; Trump gives a speech at Liberty University; Trump Tapes probably exist; Mother's Day.

Sponsors: Longhornz Dancing Parlor and Pinky Piglet's The Wobbly Wagon Trailside Campfire and Deli. 

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty! 

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. 

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jockie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old references, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Direct download: 242__Trump_Getting_Away_With_It.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EST
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Jackie and Dunlap on the the latest signs of America's impending doom: Trump fires FBI Director James Comey while under investigation, and Florida Georgia Line opens a restaurant.

Also: Spicer in the bushes, Sara Huckabee Sanders in the spotlight, Watergate, Nixon, Giuliani, Chris Christie, Comey is a giant, who's the new FBI director, Kissinger, Clinton, Trump meets with Russia, Twitty Burger, Kenny Rogers Roasters, Minnie Pearl - Colonel Sanders Feud, Mark Russell.

No sponsors today because this is a special news report bulletin.

 

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. 

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jockie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old references, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Direct download: 241__Trump_Fires_Comey.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:37pm EST
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Jackie and Dunlap on hello Trumpcare, goodbye Obamacare, Comey is mildly nauseous, people find it comforting to slip right back into being mad at Hillary Clinton, John Dickerson watches Trump shuffle papers during a Deface the Nation interview, we still can't remember Michael Flynn's old job title, Michael Flynn can't remember to not talk to Russia, Trump loves murderous dictators, like the Phillipines' Duterte or North Korea's Kim Jong-un or Andrew Jackson, Tennesseans love Andrew Jackson, is there a robot Andrew Jackson at the Hermitage, robots taking over Americans' jobs, Steve Bannon's whiteboard, Trump has a hot take on the Civil War, Republicans should pretend to care, the Kentucky Derby is like Friends in Low Places, and get well soon, Loretta Lynn!

Sponsors: Finger Chicken and Mt. Naked & High Church.

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty! 

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. 

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jockie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old references, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Direct download: 240_Trumpcare_Comey_Clinton_Face_The_Nation_Civil_War.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:07pm EST
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Jackie and Dunlap on Trump's First 100 Days, Trump's Pennsylvania Trump campaign-style rally, the White House correspondents' Dinner, the Arkansas executions, war with North Korea, health care, freedom caucus, the border wall, NAFTA, NATO, China, cake, corn dogs, Fox News isn't conservative enough, Hannity moving to new conservative Fox News rival network, who would read a Tucker Carlson book, Bill O'Reilly, state fairs, and Damn Yankees.

Sponsors: Finger Burgers and Mt. Naked & High Church.

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty! 

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. 

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

 

Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jockie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old references, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Direct download: 239__100_Damn_Trump_Days.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EST
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Jackie and Dunlap podtalk about: Alex Jones is fake and there IS NO ALEX JONES CUSTODY TRIAL-- Wake Up! Bill O'Reilly is fired in disgrace and paid handsomely! Ted Nugent, Kid Rock and Sarah Palin tour the White House and take some pix with Trump and Hillary's Portrait! The French Election! The Georgia Election!  The Bernie Sanders/Tom Perez Democratic unity tour! Trump congratulates Purple Heart recipient! 100 Days! Trump would make a bad Noah! Science March! North Korea! Aircraft Carrier! Jeff Sessions insults Hawaii, senses of humor!

Sponsors: Finger Burgers and Mt. Naked & High Church.

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty! 

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. 

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

 

Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jockie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old references, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Direct download: 238__Alex_Jones_Nugent_Kid_Rock_OReilly_Bernie_Sanders.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EST
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Jackie and Dunlap on the Bill O'Reilly sex scandal, the United Airlines violent expulsion scandal, the Sean Spicer Hitler gas scandal, the Navy SEAL porn star scandal.  Plus! Trump is mad at the tax protests, Trump is mad at Steve Bannon, Trump drops the Mother of All Bombs, Trump flip-flops on NATO, China, globalism, Yellin. ALSO! North Korea is coming to a head! It's gonna take a lot of good chocolate cake for us to get out of this one, folks.

Also it's Easter (Twix Egg) time so Jackie and Dunlap eat a lot of egg-shaped candy bars. 

Sponsors: Naked Church and the Dom Podge Memorial Festival.  

 

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy of Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty! https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. https://soundcloud.com/holtzclaw/tasty-sorghum-biscuit

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_State_Update). Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

 

Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jockie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old references, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Direct download: 237__North_Korea_Trump_Bomb_OReilly_SEAL_Porn.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EST
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Jackie and Dunlap discuss Trump bombing Syria, Bannon vs. Kushner, Gorsuch, the filibuster, Obamacare repeal efforts, going nuclear, Trump is president now, racists abandoning the Trump ship, the Pepsi ad, China, Flynn, Berenstain Bears, Pinky "Piglet" Styron, and Jockie R.I.P.

Sponsors: The Case for Christ and Naked Church.

Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jockie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old references, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Direct download: 236__War_Trump.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EST
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Here's the thrilling conclusion to the Red State Update podcast, more or less.

We'll be back real, real soon! Thanks for still listenin'!  

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy of Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty! https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. https://soundcloud.com/holtzclaw/tasty-sorghum-biscuit

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_State_Update). Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Includes:

Episode 96 (9/7/2014): Crisis at the Murfreesboro City Fair! And Johnny Greenstreet and Dr. Birdman's attempts to rescue Hurt/Ghost Bird. Sponsored by Jim Beavers of Comcast Cable and The Squatting Winker. 

Episode 97 (9/15/14): Snakeheads and the Bible

Episode 98 (9/21/2014): Episode 100 Time Jump, and the end of everything

Episode 99 (9/29/2014): Jackie dies and goes to Goat Heaven

Episode 100 (10/6/2014): Episode 1000--Jackietron & Old Man Dunlap take a look back at the past 1000 episodes. Sponsors: Tee Tee Slott, Skunky's

 

Podcasting from Dunlap's grandmother's basement in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, Steve Bannon and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, national politics, pop culture and current events, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all." 

Direct download: 235__Sponsors_All_Sponsors__Best_of_Sullivan-McKinley_Feud_Pt._3.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EST
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We'll be back real, real soon! Thanks for still listenin'!  

Sponsor-connectin' music courtesy of Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty! https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. https://soundcloud.com/holtzclaw/tasty-sorghum-biscuit

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_State_Update). Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Includes:

Sullivan's Auto Parts and Jim Beavers of Comcast Cable (Episode 92, 8/11/14)

Peanut Pockets Restaurant (Episode 93, 8/18/14)

Dr. Birdman's Free Hurt Bird Rally and smaller Free Jimmy Rally, and The Tee Tee Slott's Murfreesboro Bottled Water Association's Mayor's Office/Coley's Christian Cinemas Peace Screening (Of Possibly "Blended.") (Episode 94, 8/24/14)

Interlude: Countdown to 100, the Robot Resistance (Episode 95, 8/31/14)

Johnny Greenstreet's Get Out! ("Not Rescuing Hurt Ghost Bird") and Tee Tee Slott's Murfreesboro Bottled Water Association's Murfreesboro City Fair ("Next Week!") (Episode 95, 8/31/14)

Podcasting from Dunlap's grandmother's basement in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, Steve Bannon and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, national politics, pop culture and current events, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all." 

Direct download: 234__Sponsors_All_Sponsors__Best_of_Sullivan-McKinley_Feud_Pt._2.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EST
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