The Ole Timey Country Down Home Red State Update Podcast 'n' 'Em
Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, liberals and conservatives, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, fake local sponsors, real national politics, pop culture and the 2016 presidential election. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Jackie and Dunlap on Bowe and Bob Bergdahl, Obama Math, and the Duck Dynasty Bible.

Sponsored by Peanut Pockets Steakhouse ("Since 1954") and the Murfreesboro Museum ("Miss Phillips' Kitty Pillows Exhibit").

Direct download: Episode_83__Birddog.mp3
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Jackie and Dunlap on Hillary's new book Hard Choices, which is obviously a rip-off of George W. Bush's Decision Points. Plus Karl Rove called her "old and stale", which leads to a discussion on crackers.

Clip of the Week is now in your court, so you have a lot of work to do diggin' around YouTube, and you better get to it. 

Sponsored by Three Sticks of Candy ("Possibly coyotes now") and Pregreeters ("3 Stix O' Can-D").

Direct download: Episode_82__Hard_Choices.mp3
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Jackie's on the floor on his napping towel with a pinched nerve and hopped up on Dilaudid and Percocet and Valium. The show, however, must go on, even if it's a podcast.  The boys talk about the VA scandal, Memorial Day, and the Murfreesboro dude who had sex with an ATM machine. This episode may not always make perfect sense or use words that exist or are audible, but we're dedicated. We're dedicated.

Sponsored by 3 Sticks of Candy ("Watch out for the rabbits!") and Elmer's Jewelry ("Lado de la Plaza.")

Direct download: Episode_81__Jackies_On_Dilaudid_Percocet_Valium.mp3
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Jackie and Dunlap discuss Hillary's health problems, Karl Rove's medical opinions, and Operation American Spring. Sponsored by Three Sticks of Candy ("Three is Six Wednesdays 3-6") and The Squatting Winker.

Direct download: Episode_80__Falling_Down.mp3
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Jackie and Dunlap on Israeli spies in Al Gore's bathroom, Joe Biden's chances in 2016, Moonies vs. Hare Krishnas, leaflets vs. documents, and Matthew Broderick. 

Sponsored by Jim Beavers Who Works For Comcast Cable ("Dracula") and Longhornz Dance Parlour ("Mother's Day 2-For-1s").

Direct download: Episode_79__Who_Owns_The_Drones_.mp3
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Jackie and Dunlap report the latest on the Hosewater racism scandal, Obama's plans to undermine Jesus/soldiers with Star Wars, Bundy Ranch infighting, and senior citizen marches on Washington.

Brought to you by Three Sticks of Candy ("You Know The Jingle!") and Slott Juice Hose ("The Hose Juice That Isn't Racist").

 

 

 

Direct download: Episode_78__Repeal_Star_Wars_Day.mp3
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Jackie and Dunlap on Cliven Bundy, Don Sterling, and the current state of old white racist guys.  It's hard for two white guys to talk about racism without being racist, so whenever they dig themselves a hole, they pull up Fred Thompson's Twitter to lighten the mood. 

Sponsored by Hosejuice. Plus an explanation from Dom Podge's Tax Whiz. 

 

Direct download: Episode_77__Old_White_Racist_Week.mp3
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Jackie and Dunlap on Hillary Clinton: Is she faking shoe attacks and grandbabies to garner sympathy?

Plus don't forget to write the George W. Bush Museum at Bush43media@nara.gov or tweet them at @GWBLibrary and let them know we want to come there and podcast there and eat at the cafeteria there!

This episode went up a little early so you'll still have time to see Dr. Birdman's special Easter extravaganza, Hurt Bird Resurrection. If you miss it at Jackie's parking lot, it'll be at the Big Lots parking lot two hours later. Bring your kids for the big Sick Egg hunt! Proceeds go to get Hurt Bird to that specialist.

Also sponsored by Slott Juice.

Not sponsored by Coley's Christian Cinema's Godbox or Hosewater but we talk about them a lot, so if they want to send us $25 that'd be cool with us.

Direct download: Episode_76__Shoe_Fake_Baby_Fake.mp3
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Jackie and Dunlap celebrate their 75th episode by laying on a couch, enjoying a pot of Miz Tindall's Special Spaghetti, and talking about the Gospel of Jesus's Wife, the lady who threw a shoe at Hillary Clinton, Jeb Bush and his 2016 Hopeful Pals (Ted Cruz, Mike Huckabee and Rand Paul). 

Clip of the week is either Shotgun Red and Ralph Emery again, or maybe Mrs. Columbo.

Sponsored by Hosewater ("New Hosewater Lite! For People On A Diet.") and Dom Podge's Tax Whiz ("In Nevada Sabotaging Federal Cow Stealers")

 

Direct download: Episode_75.mp3
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Jackie and Dunlap discuss the paintings of George W. Bush, our greatest president/artist. They also make a plea to the George W. Bush Library to let them come and podcast from there (they'll podcast quietly.) Also: Fuzzy Obamacare numbers, Supreme Court upholds freedom of speech/rich people, David Letterman's retirement, Jackie's crush on Ellen Degeneres, Putin's sway with Republicans, Longhornz Dance Parlour's Gay Night, Murfreesboro Museum's popcorn, the Uncle Remus Mystery Hour, and the Trilogy of Art in the Murfreesboro City Hospital Waiting Room.

Clip of the Week: Ralph Emery & Shotgun Red sing "Friendship"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRNKqHQxn2I

Sponsored by Hosewater ("New Flavors") and Gracesayers ("Let's All Bow Our Heads").

Direct download: Episode_74__Indian_Moose_Barn_and_Grass.mp3
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