The Ole Timey Country Down Home Red State Update Podcast 'n' 'Em
Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, liberals and conservatives, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, fake local sponsors, real national politics, pop culture and the 2016 presidential election. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Jackie and Dunlap discuss April Fool's Day, Russell Crowe movies, and their PTL Clip of the Week, Mickey Rooney on the PTL Club:    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7UmP_5xfwg (Go to 35 minutes in for the angel busboy story). 

Sponsored (again) by Hosewater ("One Sip Keeps It Simple") and Master of Disguise Dom Podge's Tax Whiz.

 

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Jackie & Dunlap on Fred Phelps' death, Col. Sanders' 1979 PTL Club appearance, and Fred Thompson's Twitter, which causes them to have a laughing fit/mental breakdown and end the podcast early. Thanks, Fred Thompson's Twitter!

Here's Col. Sanders on the PTL Club with Jim Bakker in 1979, talking about enemas: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttdTGPQer-o

Sponsored by Hosewater ("One Sip Keeps It Simple") and Dom Podge's Tax Whiz ("Fly Your American Flag Upside Down In Your Yard and He Will Contact You Somehow").

 

Direct download: Episode_72__Worcestershire_Sauce.mp3
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Jackie and Dunlap never really get to the Malaysian plane or any other news this week. Talking about the San Francisco radio station playing "YMCA" for days straight sets them down a path that includes the Johnny Carson sex tape, video store porn rooms, Hank Snow, goats, going to the bathroom, Urban Cowboy, church, the internet, and John Wayne.

Brought to you by The Cobbler Gobbler, but not the cobbler place run by that mean SOB that has the best cobbler in the world but we don't want to mention his name on here. Also brought to you by Longhorns Dance Parlour.

Direct download: Episode_71__Jackie_Hates_Sex_Movies.mp3
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Jackie and Dunlap speak at the Southern White Male Outreach panel at CPAC 2014. Topics: Putin, Palin, Rand Paul, Paul Ryan, Rick Perry, Fred Thompson, Ann Coulter, Newt & Callista Gingrich, Dr. Ben Carson, Bachmann, Ted Cruz, Mitch McConnell, Tom Coburn, Chris Christie, Bobby Jindal, Rubio, guns, straw polls, the Rock, Coley's Snack Foods, and Dr. Birdman and Hurt Bird.

Sponsored by Skunky's (formerly Little Helen's) ("Can You Smell What Skunky's Is Doing?") and Pre-Greeters.

Direct download: Episode_70__Live_From_CPAC.mp3
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Sarah Palin Was Right! Russia Rolls Eyes At Obama As Putin Crushes Democracy! Also, somebody tell us who the fascists are, because there are so many of them? Also, we don't really start talking about the news until 50 minues in.

Sponsored by Dr. Birdman (Hurt Bird okay, some of Hurt Birds 3-11 doing all right, monkey's better too) and Wet Breads (Juicy Pizza coming soon!) Also there's a lot of talk about the mean guy who runs the cobbler place, and Moonshine by MooPaul From Down In The Holler. Plus more sirens courtesy of Longhornz Dance Parlour or Dancin Parlour or Dance Is Parlour.

You should probably listen to Tullahoma Dancing Pizza Man by Eddie Rabbitt to get you in the mood: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_jp75P0Wjk

 

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Bonus episode for ya this week-- the second edition of our Sponsors All Sponsors series.  Contains the sponsors from Episodes 25 - 34, all collected in one podcast so you can refresh your memory re: Tee Tee Slott lore, impress new listeners with the beginnings of the Little Helen's saga, or just settle in for two and a half hours of yelling about prostitutes and wet bread. 
Episode 25: Coley's Cat Food, Mirabella Gennessey
Episode 26: Dom Podge's Tax Whiz, Little Helen's
Episode 27: Dom Podge's Tax Whiz
Episode 28: Wizardbeard's,  Wet Breads
Episode 29: Coley's Christian Cinemas, Wet Breads
Episode 30: Wet Breads' Lunch Tank, Tee Tee Slott
Episode 31: Coley's Christian Cinemas, The Glory Shelf (plus Jickie's and Jockie's)
Episode 32: Little Helen's, The Big House
Episode 33: Coley's Christian Cinemas ("Rascal the Praying Mule"), Miz Mary's Butter Dump
Episode 34: Coley's Christian Cinemas ("A Full Heart"), Dom Podge's Tax Whiz
 
Check out Episode 23 for the first edition of Sponsors All Sponsors, and check back Mondays at 12 am ET for new episodes.
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Why do Arizona bakers hate Gays so much? Why do we demand apologies from people who don't mean them? Why do we not understand the Ukraine stuff yet? Who makes the best cobbler in Murfreesboro and why are they so mean? And who was the forgotten Whistling Cowboy of Jackie's youth? These are all good questions, and we answer some of them.

Sponsored by Dr. Birdman ("Hurt Bird 2 RIP, but come see Original Hurt Bird and Hurt Birds 3-11") and Pregreeters ("Greeters, We Callin' You Out.")

Direct download: Episode_67__Whistling_Cowboys__Delicious_Cobbler.mp3
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Listeners like YOU call the shots on this week's podcast, as Jackie and Dunlap turn to Facebook and Twitter fans to tell 'em what to talk about. They wind up musin' on leprechauns, the Olympics, Hilary, NASCAR, Petty vs. Danica, snake handlers, the weather, Bill Nye, Marsha Blackburn, Climate Change, bow ties, Republicans, Democrats, Krakens, Funny Donkey, Jackie Chamoun, Lindsey Vonn, Russians, Costas, eyeballs, Obamacare, Jesus, Green Lantern, fish, snow cream, Michael Dunn, loud music, Charlie Sheen, porn stars, Stalin, pulled pork, Trading Places, Huckabee, Romney, tree-climbing crocodiles, racism, sexism, murder, mustaches, hot Russian curlers, and Funny Face. 

Plus a brief appearance via telephone by Mr. Slaw.

Sponsored by Dr. Birdman's Hurt Bird and Hurt Bird II, and Pre-Greeters.

Sirens brought to you by Longhornz Dance Parlour. 

Direct download: Episode_66__Snake_Handlers_Loud_Music_Sexy_Skiers.mp3
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Jackie and Dunlap on the George Zimmerman vs. DMX boxing match, the Bill Nye vs. Ken Ham creationism debate, newly recognized federal legal rights for gay married couples, and the Danish zoo giraffe killing. 

Sponsored by Greeters and Coley's Christian Cinemas new Valentines Day film, 3 Kisses for Elizabeth, featuring a cameo by Rick Santorum as "Sneaky Preacher."

Direct download: Episode_65__Too_Many_Giraffes.mp3
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Do your part to make sure that Hurt Bird (aka Dr. Birdman's New Year's Eve Bird) makes it to another New Year's Eve by taking advantage of generous deals from sponsors Snakeheads, Coley's Christian Cinemas, Jim Beavers Who Works For Comcast Cable, Gun Sonic, Skunky's (formerly Little Helen's), Murfreesboro Museum, Johnny Greenstreet's Get Out, and Wet Breads. Some proceeds go to help Hurt Bird.

Thanks to http://tabletcertified.com for sponsoring us this month. Check 'em out and tell 'em Jackie & Dunlap sent you.

Direct download: Episode_64__1st_Annual_Hurt_Bird_Fundraiser.mp3
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