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Red State Update

Jul 29, 2017

Jackie and Dunlap are back for a second podcast this week!  McCain James Brown Capes the Health Care vote, Turtle squirts, the Mooch talks to the New Yorker about Bannon's cock and whether or not he can suck it, Priebus is out, Kelly is in, Trump speeches to Scouts about sex and speeches to cops about violence, drain the swamp!, North Korea fires another missile, Joint Chiefs of Staff are like uh what? about the transgender military ban, Murkowski gets threats from the Secretary of  the Interior (wakes up with the head of a buffalo in her bed), plus Collins, McConnell, Ryan, The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, The Ballad of the Blue Cyclone Parts I and II, Cool Down Willard, and a very thorough Genius-style breakdown of the lyrics of He Stopped Loving Her Today. 


Sponsors: Jackies Market and I guess Famous Cabbage and the Christian Vegetables suing Jackie for dressing up like Flip Flop the Baloney for Cocktail Baloney is a sponsor maybe?


"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty! 

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. 

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jockie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old references, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."