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Red State Update

Jan 16, 2018

If you love Crud, Jackie, people who look like Jackie, people who look like Crud, deaths, near-deaths, assumed-deaths, cancelled fairs, church heists, and nut bonnets, look no further than the third installment of the Best of Crud Sponsors all Sponsors!

Final and Fourth one coming next week!

Includes clips from Episodes 203-206, September-October 2016.  

203: Jackie is incognito! The Murfreesboro City Fair was cancelled! Things are dire in Murfreesboro and no one is who they appear to be-- OR ARE THEY Sponsors:Spiffy Uncle Marlin's Haircuts and Handshakes & Murfreesboro City Fair

204: There is some very bad news at the beginning. Then there are some press conferences. Then there are some sponsors, including Dilly Mulerider's Bonnet Nuts and Spiffy Uncle Marlin's Haircuts and Handshakes. Then there are updates on Crud, the Jackie Fleet Warriors, the Creepy Jackie Broyles sightings, doubles, dopplegangers, identity, and existence.

205: Sponsors: Dilly Mulerider's Nut Bonnets and Uncle Spiffy Marlin's Haircuts and Handshakes. 

206: join Jackie and Dunlap for the tale of Crud's Funeral, an update on the Creepy Jackies terrorizing Tennessee, plus all the murders of all the people who look like Jackie Broyles nowadays.  And how is Church Accountant Dunlap's Ocean's 11 plan to heist the Mount Shepherd Pasture Church on Dead Relatives Day shaping up?  Sponsors: Murfreesboro Police Department and I don't think Dunlap said one but maybe it's Marker and Hosh Funeral Home, not as good as Quiet Funeral Home but "We've Handled Some of the Wilder Ones."

"The Magic Cowboy" and "The Lonesomest Staples" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty! 

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. 

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."