Dec 24, 2025
On This Episode of the Red State Update podcast:
🎄 Christmas After the Rapture
• Christmas songs are mostly about other Christmas songs
• Atheist drunks celebrate Christmas too
• Is there a “Hell Channel” in Heaven
🇺🇸 Back to the Horrors
• Trump vs. 60 Minutes (now banned… except in Canada)
• ICE abuses, family separations, and cruelty as “policy”
• Stephen Miller’s immigration strategy: be as mean, stupid, and
disorganized as possible
📉 Mean & Stupid Economics
• Tariffs hurting farmers, bourbon, and Jim Beam
• Canada rejecting American whiskey while kids stop drinking
altogether
• Trump’s war on windmills, renewable energy, and basic physics
• Why “mean and stupid” is not an economic plan
🌍 Foreign Policy, But Dumber
• Battleships, Greenland, Venezuela, and things Trump heard
once
• The Supreme Court to save Trump from himself?
📂 Epstein Files & Administrative Chaos
• Redactions, leaks, denials, and obvious cover-ups
• Why the worst people on Earth shouldn’t be allowed to email each
other
• Destroying departments as a governing philosophy
🤡 JD Vance, Racism & Exhaustion
• “You don’t have to apologize anymore for being white” says JD
Vance, who has a lot of other things to apologize for
• Why even racists don’t want JD Vance as their spokesperson
• The administration as an anger-affirmation chatbot
🎁 Don’t let the outrage machine ruin your holidays
Get 20 Extra Minutes with Jackie & Dunlap over at http://patreon.com/redstateupdate
🎶 Christmas Music, RSU Style
- RSU Christmas songs you should (and maybe shouldn’t) put on your playlist
- “Christmas in a Beer Joint”
- Why your holiday playlist isn’t complete without a Martian and a gorilla