The Ole Timey Country Down Home Red State Update Podcast 'n' 'Em
Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap make the world safe again for freedom, liberty, and yellin'. Now more than ever, their voices-- their disembodied, compressed voices-- need to be heard.

Obama vacations instead of going to flooded Louisiana! Hillary is sick as hell and won't tell nobody! America keeps getting bored by all them Hillary scandals! Trump says hey to Black people! Jackie and Dunlap talk about all this mess, Lord help 'em.

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Jackie and Dunlap on Trump's plan to combat terror with Muslim tests and extreme vetting, Paul Manofort's ties to Russia and Ukraine, Trump's refusal to pivot, Roger Ailes doing debate prep with the Donald, and representation among Smurfs.

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Did Trump suggest 2nd Amendmenting Hillary? Or is the Crooked Media lying again? Is the election rigged? What about the 50 Republican security officials who think Trump is a bad idea? How was Trump's economics speech? Did he really kick that baby out? Does truth exist anymore? Is Rich Little still alive? Is Jackie ready to quit? Is he done tired of talking about the 2016 election and Trump and Hillary and Democrats and Republicans and the GOP and politics and Washington? Is that a sneaky way to put keywords in the description? All this and more on this week's Red State Update podcast!

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Direct download: Episode_196__Ghost_Bone.mp3
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Jackie and Dunlap on Trump and Russia, Trump and Khizr Khan,  Trump and the debate schedule, Trump and the NFL, Trump and the rigged election, Trump and naked pictures of his wife, Trump and... Look. It's about Trump, okay? It's all about Trump. Everything we talk about is Trump now. Everything we do is Trump. All is Trump. Trump Trump Trump. That's it. Trump. Period. Trump.

Oh and also the woman who got squirted in the face by the pee pee toy in Murfreesboro.

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Direct download: Episode_195__Pee_Pee_Toy.mp3
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Jackie and Dunlap on Debbie Wasserman Schultz's resignation, the Russians' hack of the Democratic National Committee's emails, DNC plots against Bernie Sanders, the Democratic National Convention is underway, boos against Hillary, boos against Bernie, Reince Priebus gloats and has weird hair, the boringness of Tim Kaine and Mike Pence and who Donald Trump and Hillary should have picked as their VPs.  Also: is Roger Ailes running Trump's campaign? Is Debbie Schultz running Hillary's? 

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Jackie and Dunlap on the 2016 GOP convention in Cleveland. Trump is now officially the Republican nominee, and the boys still can't explain it. Plus:

Did Melania Trump plagiarize her speech from Michelle Obama?

General! Sheriff! Mayor! Chachi! Grieving Mother!

Should Trump be allowed to play Queen? 

Sexual harassment is gross. Roger Ailes sexual harassment is the grossest.  Gretchen Carlson and Megyn Kelly take a stand! Is Ailes out at Fox? Why do the Murdoch boys hate him so bad?

The two sides of Newt Gingrich: crazy asshole and boring lecturing asshole.

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If you're mourning Bernie's endorsement of Hillary Clinton, maybe don't listen to this podcast. Maybe your feelings are too raw. Maybe you're just not ready yet to hear Jackie and Dunlap gloat, mock, and guffaw. You can always listen to it later.  We'll be here.

PLUS: Trump veepstakes! How the hell is Newt Gingrich still around! Florida vacations! Chris Christie eats with gusto!

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Doing email crimes don't get you put in jail no more.  The system is rigged! Fireworks are set off all night long, not just during the brief period Jackie approves of! Hillary Clinton gets off scott free, Bill gets on a plane with Loretta Lynch, Trump and Jackie agree on something, and all the other confusing awful things... let us talk at you about them.

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Direct download: Episode_191_Switch_It_To_Naked.mp3
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Jackie and Dunlap are live from Politicon 2016 in Pasadena, California with about, oh, maybe 10 people who are THE GREATEST LIVE AUDIENCE EVER.  (They wanted to hand out free beer but people got mad.) There's a live You Ask 'Em, discussion of Baby Christians, George Will, Jackie's dislike of Trump, Jackie's dislike of everyone, and a mass Shrexit.  

Thank you kindly for comin' out, everybody! Check out the video version on our YouTube page. http://youtube.com/travisandjonathan

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Direct download: Episode_190__Politicon_2016_Live.mp3
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Jackie and Dunlap on Trump cratering in the polls. Is he broke? Does he need money? Does he need YOUR money? How much money will America give Trump? ALSO several major technical difficulties! PLUS Come see Jackie and Dunlap next Sunday, June 26, at Politicon in Pasadena for a live podcast! Go to politicon.com for more info!  

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