The Ole Timey Country Down Home Red State Update Podcast 'n' 'Em
Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, liberals and conservatives, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, fake local sponsors, real national politics, pop culture and the 2016 presidential election. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Jackie burnt his lips on some fried baloney and can't talk, so take a Trump Break and relive the halcyon days of Turkey Dick's Car Wash.

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy of Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty! https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. https://soundcloud.com/holtzclaw/tasty-sorghum-biscuit

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_State_Update). Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Includes:

 
Episode 108: Space Beach (Dec. 1, 2014)
Episode 109: Tragedy Equality (Dec. 8, 2014)
Episode 113: Free Candy (Jan. 1, 2015)
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Jackie and Dunlap rap about: Sessions testifies! Trump forces cabinet to kiss his ass! Melania and Barron move in! Ivanka! Golden State Warriors! Nashville Predators! Julius Caesar! Shakespeare in the Outrage Park! Senate secret health care bill! Trump might fire Mueller! Megyn Kelly interviews Alex Jones! Oliver Stone interviews Putin! Senate limits press access! Scurrilous! Viciousness! Blessed! 

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Direct download: 248__Sessions_Testifies_Trump_Gets_Ass_Kissed.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:51pm EDT
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Jackie and Dunlap are back with a special midweek podcast to discuss post-Comey blues, monster trucks, the Legend-Songs of Big Jim Comey, Sessions smells, McCain naps, Faith and Freedom Coalition Conference Cruz Cut-Off, the Russians, leakers, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Little Marco Rubio, the definition of hope, New York City conversations, boy scouts, lanky dopes, lordy tapes, Inside Out, the sound of Trump tweeting, the sound of Trump eating, Navy stewards, Russian hookers, the new FBI director, Chris Christie, cancer kids, Obama meets Trudeau, Reality Leigh Winner, City Slickers, Comey cosplay, and Comey's cringe humor novella.

Sponsors: Captain Jack's Fish Racetrack and Vacation Dunlap School. 

Thanks, Frud Toopson's Twitter!

 

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty! 

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. 

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jockie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old references, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Direct download: 247__Comey_Testifies.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:20am EDT
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Jackie and Dunlap on Trump's post-attack tweet attack on London's mayor, his withdrawal from the Paris Accords, his lecture to NATO, his Fox News viewing, Kellyanne Conway taking over from Kathy Griffin to cohost CNN New Years with Anderson Cooper, where Jackie wants to be when the terrorist attack comes, Comey's impending testimony, Republicans want to run on attacking the press, the Montana reporter body slam, and how John McCain sounds when he faints.

Sponsors: Captain Jack's Fish Racetrack and Vacation Dunlap School.

 

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty! 

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. 

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jockie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old references, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Direct download: 246__Trump_vs_London_Mayor_Paris_NATO_World.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:11am EDT
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Here's Jackie and Dunlap talking over Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice for nearly three hours. 

The shorter, theatrical version, thank the Lord.  Commentary begins at 1.22 in.

Man of Steel commentary

Dark Knight Rises commentary

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jockie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old references, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Direct download: 245__RSU_Batman_vs_Superman_Commentary_theatrical_version_with_intro.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT
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Hey! The news is exhausting. Let's live through it again, only this time with Jackie and Dunlap! Including such searchable key phrases as: Special Counsel appointed! Witch Hunt! Coast Guard speech! "Most mistreated politician in history"! Comey curtains! Trump told Comey he hoped the FBI would stop investigating him! The Paul Ryan/Kevin McCarthy tape! Trump tells the Russians Comey's a nut job! Kushner is the person of interest! Trump wants Flynn back! Stay strong! Bragging! Bannon in Saudi Arabia! Trump bows! Melania and Ivanka don't cover head! Wilbur Ross dances! Roger Ailes dies!  Turkey! McMaster! Calista Gingrich is off to live with the Pope! Newt Gingrich wants a Civil War because he backed the wrong asshole! 

 

Sponsors: Pinky Piglet's Sir Galaham's Lunch Lance & Deli and Zeeka Profen's Thermos Surprise.

 

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty! 

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. 

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jockie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old references, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Direct download: 244__Saudi_Arabia_Nut_Job_Person_of_Interest.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:16pm EDT
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The return of the Berrynutt Boyz! Phillip and Edgar Berrynutt on the Comey Memo, Trump's leaked intel to the Russians, media hysteria, collusion, the appointment of a special counsel, the return of Corey Lewandowski, Mueller, McMaster, Russia, T.G. Sheppard.

 

 

Direct download: 243__Special_Counsel_Trump_Leaks_Intel_Berrynutt_Boyz.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:20pm EDT
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Jackie and Dunlap on how nobody's doing nothing about anything, Trump does whatever he wants, nobody gives a shit, guess nobody cares, people just like to laugh and laugh at the other side and the country goes down the toilet but that's fine, that's fine.  Also: if Trump were in your life doing shit like this in any role other than president of your country, he'd be gone; Jeff Sessions wants to restart the drug war; Trump gives a speech at Liberty University; Trump Tapes probably exist; Mother's Day.

Sponsors: Longhornz Dancing Parlor and Pinky Piglet's The Wobbly Wagon Trailside Campfire and Deli. 

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty! 

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. 

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jockie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old references, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Direct download: 242__Trump_Getting_Away_With_It.mp3
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Jackie and Dunlap on the the latest signs of America's impending doom: Trump fires FBI Director James Comey while under investigation, and Florida Georgia Line opens a restaurant.

Also: Spicer in the bushes, Sara Huckabee Sanders in the spotlight, Watergate, Nixon, Giuliani, Chris Christie, Comey is a giant, who's the new FBI director, Kissinger, Clinton, Trump meets with Russia, Twitty Burger, Kenny Rogers Roasters, Minnie Pearl - Colonel Sanders Feud, Mark Russell.

No sponsors today because this is a special news report bulletin.

 

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. 

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jockie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old references, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Direct download: 241__Trump_Fires_Comey.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:37pm EDT
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Jackie and Dunlap on hello Trumpcare, goodbye Obamacare, Comey is mildly nauseous, people find it comforting to slip right back into being mad at Hillary Clinton, John Dickerson watches Trump shuffle papers during a Deface the Nation interview, we still can't remember Michael Flynn's old job title, Michael Flynn can't remember to not talk to Russia, Trump loves murderous dictators, like the Phillipines' Duterte or North Korea's Kim Jong-un or Andrew Jackson, Tennesseans love Andrew Jackson, is there a robot Andrew Jackson at the Hermitage, robots taking over Americans' jobs, Steve Bannon's whiteboard, Trump has a hot take on the Civil War, Republicans should pretend to care, the Kentucky Derby is like Friends in Low Places, and get well soon, Loretta Lynn!

Sponsors: Finger Chicken and Mt. Naked & High Church.

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty! 

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. 

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jockie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old references, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Direct download: 240_Trumpcare_Comey_Clinton_Face_The_Nation_Civil_War.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:07pm EDT
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