The Ole Timey Country Down Home Red State Update Podcast 'n' 'Em
Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, liberals and conservatives, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, fake local sponsors, real national politics, pop culture and the 2016 presidential election. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

We'll be back real, real soon! Thanks for still listenin'!  

Sponsor-connectin' music courtesy of Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty! https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. https://soundcloud.com/holtzclaw/tasty-sorghum-biscuit

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_State_Update). Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Includes:

Sullivan's Auto Parts and Jim Beavers of Comcast Cable (Episode 92, 8/11/14)

Peanut Pockets Restaurant (Episode 93, 8/18/14)

Dr. Birdman's Free Hurt Bird Rally and smaller Free Jimmy Rally, and The Tee Tee Slott's Murfreesboro Bottled Water Association's Mayor's Office/Coley's Christian Cinemas Peace Screening (Of Possibly "Blended.") (Episode 94, 8/24/14)

Interlude: Countdown to 100, the Robot Resistance (Episode 95, 8/31/14)

Johnny Greenstreet's Get Out! ("Not Rescuing Hurt Ghost Bird") and Tee Tee Slott's Murfreesboro Bottled Water Association's Murfreesboro City Fair ("Next Week!") (Episode 95, 8/31/14)

Podcasting from Dunlap's grandmother's basement in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, Steve Bannon and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, national politics, pop culture and current events, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all." 

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We'll be back soon! Thanks for still listenin'!  

Sponsor-connectin' music courtesy of Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty! https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. https://soundcloud.com/holtzclaw/tasty-sorghum-biscuit

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_State_Update). Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Contents:

Sullivan's Auto Parts and McKinley Air Conditioning (Episode 88, 7/14/14)

McKinley's Air Conditioning (Episode 89, 7/21/14)

Interlude: Jickie's Playground and Jockie's Bunker (Episode 90, 7/28/14)

Sullivan's Auto Parts (Episode 90, 7/28/14)

Dr. Birdman and The Jickie's/Sullivan/McKinley Peace Summit (Episode 91, 8/4/14)

Podcasting from Dunlap's grandmother's basement in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, Steve Bannon and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, national politics, pop culture and current events, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all." 

Direct download: 233__Sponsors_All_Sponsors__Best_of_Sullivan-McKinley_Feud_Pt._1.m4a
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We ain't back yet, but don't despair, gloom, or agony-- we got a whole new sponsors compilation for ya! Not only are all three (well, two-and-a-half) Squatting Winkers represented, we also got a whole group of other poorly remembered sponsors-- the one-offs, the not-though-out-that-good, the abandoned mid-bit-- all your favorites!

We'll be back soon! Thanks for still listenin'!

Squatting Winkers are from Episodes 80, 96, and 131.

Rooster Curtains is from Episode 103.  Bug Spray is from Episode 113. Old Fishfellow Inn is from Episode 143. Mouse House is from Episode 152.

Podcasting from Dunlap's grandmother's basement in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, Steve Bannon and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, national politics, pop culture and current events, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all." 

Direct download: 232__Sponsors_All_Sponsors__Best_of_Squatting_Winker.m4a
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We'll be back soon! Until then, please enjoy the saga of Snake Bells.

These come from Episodes 175-178, back in March and April 2016, when nobody had ever heard of Donald Trump.  Hope y'all like 'em again, or maybe even for the first time.

 

From our Wikipedia (thanks, Guy Lancaster!): 

  • Snake Bells. Snake Bells offers a total yard security system consisting of sirens and alarms that warn of, and scare off, approaching snakes. The system was developed by Esob Durling and his wife, Pammy Parts. Esob once worked down in Huntsville, Alabama on the "Star Wars" system, in addition to voicing the character of Cap'n Crunch on one of the earliest 1-800 numbers. In Episode 176, Dunlap announced, to Jackie's surprise, that while the podcast was being recorded, the Snake Bells crew was over at Jackie's house installing a system. By the next week, Jackie had experienced severe sleep deprivation and was threatening to report the Snake Bells company for elder abuse if they did not immediately dismantle the system at his house. However, after the crew returned to take down the Snake Bells system, Jackie began finding all kinds of poisonous snakes in his yard and accused the company of planting them there.

Podcasting from Dunlap's grandmother's basement in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, Steve Bannon and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, national politics, pop culture and current events, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all." 

Direct download: 231_Sponsors_All_Sponsors_Best_of_Snake_Bells.m4a
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We're still gone for a minute, so until we get a'goin' again, please enjoy four of your favorite clips of Farmboy, or "People Yellin' at a Yellin' Phone." Thank you kindly for listenin'. Be back soon!

These come from Episodes 105-107, back in November 2014, and 121 in March 2015, when nobody had ever heard of Donald Trump.  Hope y'all like 'em again, or maybe even for the first time.

Podcasting from Dunlap's grandmother's basement in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, Steve Bannon and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, national politics, pop culture and current events, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all." 

 

Direct download: 230_Sponsors_All_Sponsors_Best_of_Farmboy.m4a
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We're still gone for a minute, so until we get a'goin' again, please enjoy four of your favorite clips of Farmboy, or "People Yellin' at a Yellin' Phone." Thank you kindly for listenin'. Be back soon!

These come from Episodes 105-107, back in November 2014, and 121 in March 2015, when nobody had ever heard of Donald Trump.  Hope y'all like 'em again, or maybe even for the first time.

Podcasting from Dunlap's grandmother's basement in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, Steve Bannon and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, national politics, pop culture and current events, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all." 

 

Direct download: 230_Sponsors_All_Sponsors_Best_of_Farmboy.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 10:20pm EDT
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