The Ole Timey Country Down Home Red State Update Podcast 'n' 'Em (general)
Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, liberals and conservatives, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, fake local sponsors, real national politics, pop culture and the 2016 presidential election. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

BEST OF CHRISTIAN VEGETABLES & GREEN BEAN CONCLUDES HERE!

It's Part III of this mess. Happy Frog Day! Do you remember where you were when you first heard the song of Famous Cabbage and Green Bean?  Of The Church of Frogs? Of the Biscuit Bucket, the Biscuit District, and Biscuit Baby Days?

Includes chunks of these ones:

Episode 182: Fear Arena (5/4/16)

Sponsors: Dr. Birdlady and Green Bean's Church of Frogs.

Episode 183: This Ain't No Grand Ole Opry (5/11/16)

Sponsors: Biscuit Bucket and Dr. Birdlady.

Episode 184: Heathcliff Horny AF

Sponsors: Frogchurch Coffee and Biscuit Baby Days.

 
Sponsors: Biscuit Baby Days and Jim Beavers, formerly of Comcast Cable.

Special appearances by Little Hippie Biscuit Baby, Mirabella Gennesey, Mr. Leaky, Mayor Bane Jekyll, Famous Cabbage and the Christian Vegetables, Mercky and Trudy Patricia Shellback, Wesley Press, Dilly Mulerider, Little Cissy Rinseguard, Drauncey Piddleton, and the 3rd Pentecostal Holiness Church of Hurt Ghost Bird. 

Musical in-betweens courtesy of Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. 

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page . Thanks, Guy Lancaster! 

Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

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Here's Part II of this mess. Concluding soon in Part III!

Do you remember where you were when you first heard the song of Famous Cabbage and Green Bean?  Of Mikey Growler and Look At This Frog? Of Look At This Other Frog? 

Includes chunks of these ones:

Episode 158: Wholesome Spiritual Fingers (11/16/15)

Sponsors: Famous Cabbage and the Coley's Christian Vegetables, and Green Bean.

Episode 159: That's Why Don't Try (11/23/15)

Sponsors: Famous Cabbage & The Coley's Christian Vegetables ("We're sorry.") and Green Bean ("$5 please.")

Episode 179: Get This Cat Out of Here (4/11/16)

Sponsors: Look At This Frog

Episode 180: Mr. Slaw (4/18/16)

Sponsors: Look At This Frog

Episode 181: Wednesday Now (4/27/16)

Sponsors: Green Bean's Look At This Other Frog.

Musical in-betweens courtesy of Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. 

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page . Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

 

Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Direct download: 266_Sponsors_All_Sponsors_Best_of_Christian_Vegetables_Saga_Pt_2.mp3
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Do you remember where you were when you first heard the song of Famous Cabbage and Green Bean?  Of Christian Vegetables and Coley's Halloween Sweeties? Of Carrot and Zucchini? Of Double Sugar Lump?

Includes chunks of these ones:

Episode 145: That's What I Said... Bunny Bread (Aug. 18, 2015)

Episode 147: Trump vs. Baby Frankensteins (Aug. 31, 2015)

Episode 150: Ronald Reagan Country Cafe / Murfreesboro City Fair Around The Square (Aug. 20, 2015)

Episode 154: England Can Kiss My Ass (Oct. 19, 2015)

Episode 155: Cluck Jugging (Oct. 26, 2015)

Episode 156: Remembering Fred Thompson (Nov. 1, 2015)

Episode 157: Was the Fence Alive (Nov. 11, 2015)

Musical in-betweens courtesy of Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. 

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page . Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Direct download: 265_Sponsors_All_Sponsors_Best_of_Christian_Vegetables__Pt_1.mp3
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Jackie and Dunlap podcast about Trump's tweets! Modern world! Listen: Trump tweeted about a train in a hat, an all-red electoral map, Rocket Man, and hitting Hillary with a golf ball. Earlier he gun-jump tweeted the London terror attacks.  Then there's some more stuff about eating Chinese food with Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi, painting the fence-wall, setting the MAGA hats on fire, DACA, the Paris Accords, the Bodega app pantry box vending machine. 

Sponsors: Chicken Church and Jesus Money.

 

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty! 

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. 

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Direct download: 264__Trump_Tweets_Hillary_Golf_Ball_Kid_Mows_White_House_Yard.mp3
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Jackie and Dunlap on Ted Cruz's Twitter porn like, Bannon's 60 Minutes interview with Charlie Rose, Hillary Clinton's new book What Happened, Trump works with Schumer and Pelosi, Hurricane Irma.

Sponsors: HeavenĀ¢ent, Chicken Church

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty! 

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. 

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

 

Direct download: 263__Ted_Cruz_Likes_Porn_Bannon_Still_Gross_Hillarys_Book.mp3
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Liberal Redneck Trae Crowder gives Jackie tips on how to be a liberal redneck, plus we discuss Confederate flags, statues, and separating the redneck art from the redneck artist.  Thanks for talkin' to us, Trae, even though we're sure you were probably worried about the Vols the whole time.  

Check out the wellRED podcast and tour dates at http://wellredcomedy.com and Trae's videos at YouTube.   

Then Jackie and Dunlap scream about DACA, Trump's weaselly "We'll See" ways of kickin' out Americans, Jeff Sessions as professional gloater, Marco Rubio should go be a preacher, high expectations for a dysfunctional Congress, California's on fire, North Korea's beggin' for war, and Sean Spicer gets a "job."

In Distant Memories, we look back on Trump's terrible truck-loading bucket-touching Houston hurricane photo op.

Sponsors: Whole Butter and Jesus Money.

 

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty! 

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. 

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

 

Direct download: 262_2_Trae_Crowder_Interview_DACA_Trump_Loads_Truck.mp3
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Folks, give money to Houston and give it to charities with ratty carpet.  

Jackie and Dunlap on Trump in Houston, USA hat, FLOTUS stilettos, Ted Cruz, Joel Osteen, Lakewood, germophobes, Trump Tower Moscow emails, North Korea missiles at Japan, Cyber security staff resigns, the Nashville Statement, Gorka's out, Transgender ban, Arpaio pardon, Jeff Flake, McCain, Tillerson & Gary Cohn & Mattis ignoring Trump, Arizona rally size, Bannon, Breitbart, pimento cheese, Christy Lane.

New segment Distant Memories!

Sponsors: Indiscretions Budoir Pix and Private Suggestions; Taint Honey

 

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Jackie and Dunlap interview Steven Good, the actor who portrayed WSMV's Snowbird for over 20 years until he was recently let go because the world is a terrible place. Let WSMV Channel 4 know that you (and Jackie) are real mad! We need to leave the hearts of things in things. We shouldn't be firing hearts.  

ALSO Jackie and Dunlap talk about Trump's polls, the eclipse, the CBNNews reports on the eclipse, Bannon's departure from the Trump White House, the longest-running James Bond, Trump's Afghanistan speech, Trump's upcoming Arizona rally, Trump's rumored pardon of Arpaio, the Boston "free speech" rally, Chick-Fil-A closed Sundays in new Atlanta stadium, Bob Corker, Lindsay Graham, Gorka, Miller, Huckabee.

Sponsors: D. Fern and My Jackie's Market Airbnb.

Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Direct download: 260__Sonwbird_Steven_Good_Interview_Bannon_Gone_Eclipse.mp3
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Jackie and Dunlap's voices go up a register or two as they discuss Charlottesville, Trump's love of white supremacists, Robert E. Lee, pulling down statues, cowardly Republicans, White House weasels, Facebook, Franklin Graham, Fox News, antifa, Annabelle 2, two sides, terrorism, polo shirts, khakis, CNN, the KKK, the South, the Confederacy, Civil War cannons, George Washington, slavery, the Dukes of Hazzard, Stephen Miller, Steve Bannon, Gorka, Cooter, racists in the car with you, Nazi-normalizing President Dumbass.

Sponsors: Murfreesboro Catholics and Statue Disguises

Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

 

 

Direct download: 259__Trump_Hearts_Nazis_F__k_Robert_E._Lee_Charlottesville.mp3
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Jackie and Dunlap on:

Trump: "Fire and fury", North Korea, vacation

Gorka: Tillerson, nonsensical, mosque, white supremacists, Maggie Haberman

Trump vs. McConnell

Feds raid Manofort's house

Opioid crisis, national emergency, Trump trips on LSD

Jeffrey Lord fired from CNN

Glenn Campbell, Undercover Angel, John Anderson

Sponsors: Skinky Bootpepper, My Jackie's Market

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty! 

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. 

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from a snuck-into bunker underneath Pinky Piglet's Market & Cocktail Baloney in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and pot-scented beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Direct download: 258__Fire_Fury_McConnell_Gorka.mp3
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